V-Day

Ah yes….the ever popular hallmark holiday of Valentine’s Day will fall upon us tomorrow. The day to express your adoration for the one you love. This should only be done once a year on February 14th and at no other time. oy…

But I was thinking about the different types of “V-days” we could have so that nobody feels excluded and I’ve come up with a few…

“Vegan Day”…a day to express your adoration for all things animal by not eating, wearing, testing, or talking to them;

“Vagrant Day”…a day to express your adoration for all those who roam and wander by flashing a peace sign and slow head-nod while passing;

“Valley Girl Day”…a day to express your adoration for all things teenage in the San Fernando Valley by speaking with filler words of like and totally throughout your day; (I like totally love this one!)

“Vertigo Day”…a day to express your adoration for all things spinning by climbing up on a high cliff and celebrating your dizziness; (which leads me to my final one…)

“Victim’s Day”…a day to express your adoration for all those who fell victim to their vertigo and fell off the edge of the high cliff.

So you see….no need to worry about silly ‘ole Valentine’s Day…there’s way more exciting V-days you could be experiencing. Just maybe stay away from Vertigo Day…it doesn’t sound like it ends well.